I like the idea of taking every woman joke from the last season, and turning them into Moffat jokes.
One day a Rooster Teeth staffer will get themselves killed on camera. I swear to god.
The fact that they’ve gone around tazing their coworkers isn’t very reassuring.
in 9th grade i went to a christian private school for that year and one time at lunch these two kids were yelling at each other and the one who started the argument was like “jesus wouldnt like that youre so angry at me” and the other kid responded like “i dont care” and literally the entire cafeteria gasped
"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”
HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.
When I hear the screams of the crowd, I think it’s because I must look stunning. Then I notice something is rising up around me. Smoke. From fire. Not the flickery stuff I wore last year in the chariot, but something much more real that devours my dress. I begin to panic as the smoke thickens. Charred bits of black silk swirl in the air, and pearls clatter to the stage. Somehow I’m not afraid to stop because my flesh doesn’t seem to be burning and I know Cinna must be behind whatever is happening. So I keep spinning and spinning. For a split second I’m gasping, completely engulfed in the strange flames. Then all at once, the fire is gone. I slowly come to a stop, wondering if I’m naked and why Cinna has arranged to burn away my wedding dress. But I’m not naked. I’m in a dress of the exact same design of my wedding dress, only it’s the color of coal and made of tiny feathers. Wonderingly, I lift my long, flowing sleeves into the air, and that’s when I see myself on the television screen. Clothed in black except for the white patches on my sleeves. Or should I say my wings. Because Cinna has turned me into a mockingjay.
If you don’t love Geoff Ramsey then remember that whilst changing his surname to his stepfather’s he was informed that changing his other names wouldn’t cost extra. So he legally changed his middle name to Lazer.
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